Scene starts
Post day one interview
Espn reporter: Mr. Chinchompa congratulations on finishing day one of the race. What are your thoughts on the gap cloudpaw has on you?
Bluechinchompa: Gap? What gap that isnt shit.
Reporter: well mr chinchompa you are currently 30pp behind. That looks pretty bad how do you think this will impact ChinchompaINC stock?
Bluechinchompa: listen here buddy and listen well. Do you think think lebron james started with an enermous lead or jesus's first bottle of wine was good? No it wasnt but they made up for it in the end. I have tricks in my sleeves and timbers to shiver. Cloudpaw stands no chance im just being nice by letting this play out longer for content. ChinchompaINC to the moon.
Reporter: wow bluechin you are so hot, sexy, handsome, and [INSERT POSITIVE ADJECTIVE HERE].
Bluechin: thanks i know